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Sunday, February 19

Nicole cries



Nicole is in tears because she just ate a french fry and now the weight is going right to her hips!
Seriously, you would cry too if the world was aware that you....



... slept with this man! She didn't even get paid to put out with Busta Rhymes. If I had to look at that mug and kiss those lips believe me, there would be an exchange of Benjamins if you get my drift. This is totally something Paris would do, not Nicole. After all, Paris slept with yucky druggie Tom Sizemore who looks like he's been stonewashed and acid rinsed then spun out and hung on the line to dry.

In other Busta news- well it all just pales in comparison to knowing he got it on with Nicole! She must have been high, drunk or smelling of desperation. Click here to read about what's going down with Busta and the murder of his bodyguard.


11 Comments:

Anonymous mpcmike said...
yuck, just yuck. @ 6:28 AM GMT  
Anonymous Anonymous said...
this cant b real, can it?

eww, ewww, ewww, i jus threw up a little in my mouth

and did i say, ewwwwwwww!!!! @ 2:26 PM GMT  
Anonymous Anonymous said...
What has this girl done to deserve any press attention? Has she contributed anything to society except promoting anorexia to young girls? I just don't understand it. @ 3:29 PM GMT  
Anonymous Anonymous said...
Paris + Nicole =
SKANK. @ 8:44 PM GMT  
Anonymous nv said...
She slept with Busta? When? Any articles or "evidence"? @ 12:00 AM GMT  
Anonymous Anonymous said...
When he was eating her pussy, he didn't bother to spit out the cigar. No wonder she's crying, that shit hurts! @ 5:21 AM GMT  
Anonymous Anonymous said...
No way. If this were true Nicole would have been in the hospital for weeks. Either that of she'd have been split in two. @ 8:20 AM GMT  
Anonymous Anonymous said...
i'm sorry, but what is so disgusting about busta rhymes? his tight body? oh that's so disgusting. i don't understand you people. i mean, he's a misogynist, but he's not ugly. DJ shows a perfectly hot pic of busta rhymes and then talks about how disgusting it would be to sleep with him? what's the deal? seriously. i'm really trying hard not to read this as racist. @ 8:47 PM GMT  
Anonymous Anonymous said...
Busta has some realy sexy lips, and I'll bet he's packing. Fuck yawll dumb asses. . . That muthafucker is all man and I'll bet he laid it on her ass real good. @ 3:29 AM GMT  
Anonymous Anonymous said...
I agree with you guys. It seems as if everyone thinks this is gross because its a big black jamaican on the other side of the man sausage. @ 1:00 AM GMT+1  
Blogger Kenyette said...
BUSTA IS TOO FINE TO BE MESSED UP WITH HER, IF ANYTHING HE SHOULD BE HIDING HIS FACE @ 9:22 PM GMT+1  
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