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Tuesday, February 21

More Paris?

Val and Paris in 'Wonderland'


Paris and her 'friend', Nicole Lenz

Sleazy photos of Paris Hilton and Val Kilmer are circulating, so consider yourself warned. The hot and heavy sex- a- thon has been captured in photos and the pix are said to have come from her vault of personal items. You know the storage facility where she forgot to pay her bill. Oops!

The pictures leave nothing to the imagination and I for one, don't want to see a bloated, boozy Val and a nude Paris romping around, you can get an STD just by looking at her. Ironically, Val also dated Zeta Graff, ex-girlfriend of Paris’s ex, Paris Latsis. So sleeping with Val was like sleeping with Zeta who also slept with Paris. It's just one big cesspool of disease with undertones of syphilis! Im going blind!


Now another X-rated video is rumored to have surfaced, this time PH goes Girls Gone Wild with Playboy model Nicole Lenz. One Night in Paris pales in comparison to this new tape. Lesbian action and sex play ensue...according to hearsay and gossip, Paris and Nicole decided to hole up at a luxury suite at the Bellagio Hotel (not the Hilton Flamingo?) after a night of drinking and partying on the strip. What are two girls to do when it's not yet time for their beauty sleep? Why not...make a porn? You know, those Gideons leave the Bible in the hotel room for a purpose, hint hint Paris. I'm surprised her cooter isnt held together with duct tape at this point. Maybe it is...


Says Nicole, "The moment we were in the room Paris had only one thing on her mind - sex. We lied down on a king size bed and took it in turns to play with each other. It wasn't long before we were naked and rolling around together." The two horny broads played with sex toys for hours, recording it all! Good thing Paris taught Tinkerbell how to work the video recorder.

Of course all parties involved deny the steamy night ever happened. We'll see when Two Nights, a Banana and a Curling Iron in Paris is available at your neighborhood video store.


15 Comments:

Anonymous Anonymous said...
we lied down? we lied down???

sheesh. drop the vibrator and get thee to a grammer lesson! @ 5:43 AM GMT  
Blogger Hazim said...
Hey. Hazim here. Tinkerbell's other career as porn mogul is doing a hell of a lot better than Paris' career as an actress. @ 7:10 AM GMT  
Blogger Virenda said...
Paris is always coming out with a new sex video, she should just go for it and become a porn star. ~sigh~

If you have seen any of the photos of the girl on girl thing, than you would know it's still questionable. I wouldn't put it pass Paris to get it on with another girl but it doesn't look like Paris Hilton in the stills; from the video. @ 7:41 AM GMT  
Anonymous Anonymous said...
Yawn. I'm more interested in seeing pics of Paris before she turned blonde, had a nose job, changed her eye color, etc. Where are THOSE pics? Val, I hate you now. For shame. Miight as well shag a blow up doll, as plastic as she is. @ 1:39 PM GMT  
Anonymous Anonymous said...
Here they are, Anon 1:39:

http://www.awfulplasticsurgery.com/paris_hilton_rhino.htm
http://www.awfulplasticsurgery.com/archives/005189.html
http://www.awfulplasticsurgery.com/archives/005276.html

She looked SO much better before. And I think she looks prettier with brown hair and eyes even now. @ 2:17 PM GMT  
Blogger RedPeggy said...
She does look much better. Its weird, I have naturally blue eyes and blonde hair but spent years dying my hair red and wearing brown contact lenses. @ 3:21 PM GMT  
Anonymous Anonymous said...
What I want to know is when did Paris suddenly grow boobs? Her knockers look much bigger there than in the many other photos of her in sleazy outfits, don't they? @ 7:17 PM GMT  
Anonymous Anonymous said...
Yes! I am convinced she had her breasts done in the last 2 months. They look so much perkier, fuller and rounder in all the pictures I've seen her in recently. Her boobs were kind of awkwardly shaped before. They look great now! @ 12:42 AM GMT  
Anonymous Capri said...
She should do real porn with Ron Jeremy. By her saying someone stole these videos, then she goes around crying playing victim, when she is the one that wants this all out in the open for the publicity. I thought people did porn for the money. But Paris Hilton does it for the publicity. @ 2:11 AM GMT  
Anonymous Anonymous said...
Maybe she IS knocked up! Remember the whole Britney thing? That would explain the "hey, look at my belly" bright pink dress!f @ 4:02 AM GMT  
Anonymous Amers said...
What they should title the video of Paris and Nicole is "Gag-o-Rama."

You are right, DJ. Her cooter has got to be held together with duct tape. She's so gross! @ 7:27 AM GMT  
Anonymous Anonymous said...
She already looks like a porn star too, why not? According to her she wouldn't pose for Playboy because she's Paris Hilton... @ 8:08 PM GMT  
Anonymous Anonymous said...
Scaris Hilton is looking like a banana...mmm but she is fruity anyway so whateva.... @ 6:43 AM GMT  
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Anonymous Anonymous said...
Paris Hilton is one sexy celebrity that I just never get tired of looking at. Listening to maybe, but not looking at. :) @ 5:42 AM GMT  
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